Get Satisfaction suggestion
It's not my duty to read and reply to complaints that get posted to Zemanta's corner of Get Satisfaction public support forums. However I do get notified about them and usually read a few that look like they may have something to do with my department.
Surprisingly many of them rank pretty high on the level of politeness and usefulness in regard to solving the problem. However, there are some that make you wonder which evolutionary step the writer of that particular post missed. For those gems, I propose a minor change to the usual I'm feeling happy/sad/whatever cuteness, which would at least Give Satisfaction to the replier, since the original poster is obviously incapable of getting any.
* Not his real name. No offense meant to the chimpanzees.